Adorable GOP leader *snicker* predicts 2010 "landslide" *snort* (abcnews.go.com)
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If you're naked and drinking a beer, it's a good idea to expose yourself through a hole in a fence to children playing in an adjoining backyard. Knot (sltrib.com)
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Man duct tapes his mom, beats her with bat, and rips her ear. Don't think Hallmark has a card to make up for that (digtriad.com)
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(Some Guy) 
Alleged Holocaust Museum shooter had a spat with Tom Clancy. Clancy's beatdown letter is better than anything he's ever published (warning: LGT NSFW hate site) (thebirdman.org)
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♫ I don't practice Santeria, I don't have no human skull, that I keep down in my basement with blood-spattered walls ♫ (courant.com)
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(The Pittsburgh Channel) 
Don't want your pet's ashes in a cold, impersonal urn? No problem. Put your pet's ashes in your pillow instead. Your dog does not want to sleep with you tonight (thepittsburghchannel.com)
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Bank deposit bag containing over $8000 found and returned by R. Lee Ermey. Filthy maggots (missoulian.com)
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"Web 2.0" is officially cromulent (reuters.com)
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Peyton Manning is the new spokesperson for the Indianapolis Tourism Board. Visitors can look forward to a few exciting and enjoyable days and then leave in shame and disappointment (chicagotribune.com)
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Astonishing study discovers that, when young women outnumber young men, young men play the field (sciencedaily.com)
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"Alberta man, 77, charges attacking bear, swearing in Cree, and rams branch down animal's throat" (theglobeandmail.com)
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Six publicity stunts that fooled everyone. But not you, because you called shenanigans early on... you just didn't tell anyone (Some pics Not safe for work) (cracked.com)
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Airman facing rape charges after being booked in Middlesex for sex with middle school girl he met on Facebook (airforcetimes.com)
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It turns out that big search and rescue operation in Seattle for a man who fell off a ferry was a bit premature. "What was seen in the water appeared to be log with a balloon attached to it" (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
(26)
Mother and daughter charged with running a brothel. The family that lays together, stays together (wbbm780.com)
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Escaping from North Korea to China is like escaping from a colonoscopy to your in-laws (washingtonpost.com)
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Hiker goes missing in forest. Chopper goes looking for hiker. Chopper goes missing in forest (cnn.com)
(111)
Unabomber going postal over plans to aution his personal effects (upi.com)
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Pentagon employees have received so much free travel from foreign countries, trade groups, and companies, that they might as well have an airplane parked on their lawn (google.com)
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Asthma medication may be a possible cure for the most common type of leukemia. Still no cure for... asthma (bangordailynews.com)
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Neighborhood where long-time pizza man was robbed, raises more than $13,000 for him. He looks forward to being robbed there more often (wbbm780.com)
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French intelligence sources confirm that two of the passengers on AF447 had links to Islamist terrorist groups (dailymail.co.uk)
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"Ugliest House In the City" owner doesn't mind it at all: "I like it this way, it keeps the Mormons away." (southflorida.sun-sentinel.com)
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Protip: when buying a new mattress for your mother-in-law, make sure the old one doesn't have one-million dollars in it before you throw it away (google.com)
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Rod Blagojevich plans a comedy show. This is not a repeat of his administration (msnbc.msn.com)
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Not telling the police where the drugs may be hidden? That's a waterboarding (news.sky.com)
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Finally, someone dares to show how Mickey Rourke's been kept alive all these years (i.gizmodo.com)
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(MaineToday.com) 
Homeless couple finally receive their high school diplomas, hope to save up for a wall to hang them on (morningsentinel.mainetoday.com)
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(Some Guy)
20 cat deaths worry Florida communities, crazy old cat ladies (apnews.myway.com)
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Environmentalists appalled at Japan's weak climate target. But Americans have a such biiig climate, and Japanese climate is so small, so so small (news.bbc.co.uk)
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(My Fox Atlanta)
How many bad ideas can you spot in this sentence? "Drunken driver speeds through a police station parking lot and stops his car between two marked cruisers to take a nap." (myfoxatlanta.com)
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
The Judge may be pleased by your prompt arrival or your suit, but he will not be pleased that you hijacked your girlfriend's car at gunpoint to get to court on time (gwinnettdailypost.com)
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(Some Farker to Some Farkette) 
Dear Kate, thanks for saying yes (schoolproposal.blogspot.com)
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(And Finally) 
Weird guy sells his dollhouse for a better price than a real home (andfinally.tv)
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Man who stole politician's wig will have toupee for his crimes (stuff.co.nz)
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(Press Democrat)
Woman shotputs a 12-pack of lite beer to take down a thief (pressdemocrat.com)
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Elderly man lives with 8-foot-tall hive containing 40,000 killer bees on his front porch for years. And then things get weird. Cue Benny Hill theme (tampabay.com)
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(Some Guy) 
Photoshop these wascally wabbits (snsimages.tribune.com)
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The secret history of beer - intelligent design we can all believe in (legendsofbeer.wordpress.com)
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(Some Guy)
Prince is so hip he needs two more (showbiz411.com)
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(Some Guy)
The most adorable waste of tax-payer dollars ever (izismile.com)
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Honking your horn in front of your neighbor's house is not free speech, no matter how angry you are that he turned you in to the HOA for having chickens in your yard (upi.com)
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Finally, a bailout for taxpayers: House passes a plan to pay consumers $4,500 in exchange for their old, gas-guzzling scraps of metal (news.yahoo.com)
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